December 2011
colleeeen asked: whoa! hey girl hey!
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I need to stop living in the past, and start...
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theshortform replied to your post: I constantly tend to say inappropriate things 90%…
you would. i use offensive racial slurs like a madman so i feel ya.
Then there was the time I was craving brie cheese:
“I want brie cheese in or around my mouth. I also want a dick in or around my mouth. You know what? I’d want to melt brie cheese on top of a dick, then stick that in my...
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I constantly tend to say inappropriate things 90% of the time. Especially now that I’m technically single. Every other phrase that comes out of my mouth has something to do with dicks or sex, or I mention Cameron (my Australian sex slave.)
Case in point, when talking to my best friend about how I’m sick:
“My throat feels like someone shoved a spiked dick down it.”
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GOD I CANNOT GET OVER THIS MAN AND HIS COMPLIMENTS
“Wow! That’s great! You have a great voice! You have an old-fashioned type tone to your voice. Even slightly, kind of, Nina Simone in your voice, slightly. There’s something really nice and simple about your inflection…”
“Your voice, it’s really endearing. No, but it’s just really simple and effective— I like it.”
I need a man like him...
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The best compliment I've ever received...
Hands down was from my favorite singer in the whole world.
“You sound like Zooey Deschanel. Your voice is very endearing.”
BOOM. Suck my dick.
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